• Adventures & Experiences,  Field n Stream

    Fishing online

    I’m beginning to wonder if this Online Match.com thing is starting to have too many similarities to E-bay? I end up spending a ridiculous amount of time sorting and reading through profiles; aka- product descriptions. Then I carefully craft an “engaging bid”. Is there an appropriate period of time for my bid to be accepted or expire? During this time, I can’t possibly contain my energy while I wait to see if that fascinating person from the picture thought I was as clever as I think I am? When doesn’t he respond, I am stunned!!! Who outbid me? Because, how else can this be? Why else wouldn’t he see that…

  • Adventures & Experiences,  Field n Stream

    Bait & Switch

    I was talking to a girlfriend the other day who does the online dating. There are days when her stories make dating seem fun and then there are stories that make me rather dig my eyes out with a spoon than subject myself to such horrors. Recently, she started chatting with a fella who seemed nice enough. They began with the ice-breaking wink, the customary 2-3 email exchange and then the polite photo swap. From what I gathered, everything was dandy enough for her to agree to the cautious-but-hopeful meet up. She arrived at the rendezvous spot with a printed out picture in her pocketbook to ensure an accurate sighting…

  • Field n Stream,  Past Lives

    Learning how to Catch and Release

    Going into the first expedition with high expectations, I had not contemplated the need to sharpen my rusty Catch and Release skills. Of course, I’ve never much liked the process of removing the hook from the mouth, it’s so bloody and slimy and you might get bit by sharp teeth. However, as a much needed survival skill we will need to hone our ability to quickly measure the catch and make sure it meets the Fish and Wildlife’s standards. In addition, personally, I will need to adjust my attitude when the fishing is poor. There will be days when all we do is throw the line in, crack open a…

  • Field n Stream,  Past Lives

    First Night Training Moments

    When fishing… you never know which fish will bite. It’s not always the King Salmon… sometimes Sharks bite the line. Being polite shows you’re approachable to other men. Being polite means some men will act like Dingle Berries and hang around to long. Even dingle berries like to buy you drinks if you ask him. Arrive early and you can get a table in the middle of the “man-pack” because at On Deck the cute men sit at tables. And lastly but most importantly… if you are NOT enjoying the company of the man sitting next to you DO NOT… and I REPEAT… DO NOT INVITE HIM TO THE NEXT…

  • Burning Man,  Past Lives

    Overview

    This is an account of my first trip to Burning Man in 2007. In no way could this ever encapsulate everything about my trip but it should give you a glimpse of my experience. To start reading from the beginning, click here and read the Prologue. After that, you can simply click on the arrow > that will show up at the end of the entry, on the right side of the page. When you hover over the box, you will see the name of the next post. For example, from the “Prologue” post, you will see “The Cast.” Hope you enjoy.